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Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them - his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
“We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own,” said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
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Salon Trip Nearly Kills Woman
LANCASTER COUNTY, Pa. - Staphylococcus is an infection that can be deadly, and it strikes healthy people, including one woman who went for a beauty treatment.
“It all started when I got my eyebrows waxed. I got my hair cut and everything because I wanted to look good,” Amber Witherow told television station WGAL.
What happened next took Witherow completely by surprise. Days after her trip to the salon, an infection developed near her right eye.
“It was to the point where my eye was purple, swollen shut and there was a hole in my head,” she said. “It started to really hurt. (I) got headaches, migraines. I was throwing up, so I went to the doctor, my family doctor.” Read full story
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He’s more than a cat. He’s a cat and a half.
The operator of a local private shelter for cats says she’s astonished by her latest charge - an affectionate six-legged orange tabby she’s named Willoughby.
“Seeing is believing,” Marjorie Hervey, the founder and president of the Hervey Foundation for Cats, told the Sun yesterday. She picked up Willoughby on Friday night from city animal control.
“This is something that’s really genetically wrong. It’s really weird. I’ve never seen anything like this and I’ve seen thousands and thousands of cats.” Read full story
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Toddler Survives 30-Foot Fall From Apartment Window
LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. - Orange County deputies are trying to find out how an 18-month old child fell 30 feet from an apartment window.
Channel nine spoke to a neighbor who saw the whole thing. Ria Evens said the toddler fell from the window into the mulch below at the Mystic Point Apartments in Lake Buena Vista.
At first, she saw the child’s foot dangling and thought someone was holding him. Moments later, she realized he was in danger. Read full story
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Woman Caught Driving Corpse Across Country
BERLIN (Reuters) - A 53-year-old German woman who was driving her dead mother across country to save on mortuary transportation costs was fined by police for disturbing a dead person’s peace.
“You’re not allowed to transport dead people in your private car,” said Ralf Schomisch, police spokesman in Koblenz, where the car was found after a tip-off from a mortuary.
“The corpse was on the back seat without a seat belt, which in this case didn’t really matter. But it was covered up with clothing. It is a misdemeanor.” Read full story
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Lawyer Drops Dead While Arguing Case
Raleigh, NC - A defense lawyer was arguing a drunken driving case when he fell on the courtroom floor and died of an apparent heart attack, officials and friends said. Bailiffs and a police officer tried to administer CPR immediately after 57-year-old Tom Farris collapsed Thursday in the Wake County courthouse.
Emergency personnel arrived less than six minutes later. Farris had previous heart problems, said Duncan McMillan, a friend and fellow lawyer.
McMillan said neither the rescue workers nor the court building had defibrillators, which can sometime revive patients by delivering shocks to the heart. The county allocated money last year to buy the paddles but has been studying where they are needed.
The courthouse should have at least four defibrillators before June, county spokeswoman Sharon Brown said.
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Mother, Daughter Crash Into Each Other
It is an almost un-believable coincidence. Mother and Daughter are hospitalized after a freak crash involving both of their cars.
It happened in Buena, Atlantic County on Friendship Road, not far from Buena Regional High School. David Ganci is husband and father of the crash victims. Both mother and daughter are hospitalized.
The girl did not want to miss school and decided at the last-minute to go.
“She started getting ill while driving. She said she looked up and realized she was on the opposite side of the road. “ Read full story
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Man Accused Of Changing Traffic Lights
LONGMONT, Colo. - A man who said he bought a device that let him change traffic lights from red to green has received a $50 ticket on suspicion of interfering with a traffic signal.
Jason Niccum of Longmont told the Daily Times-Call that the device, which he bought on eBay for $100, helped him cut his time driving to work.
“I guess in the two years I had it, that thing paid for itself,” he told the newspaper Wednesday.
Niccum was cited March 29 after police said they found him using a strobe-like device to change traffic signals. Read full story
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Sex Expert Says German Cannibal Had No Urge To Kill
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - A sex expert at the retrial of a German cannibal jailed for killing a man and feeding on his flesh said Tuesday the defendant had not been motivated by a desire to kill but by his victim’s wish to be eaten.
Armin Meiwes, who was jailed two years ago for killing a computer engineer who had begged to be eaten, is standing trial for the second time after Germany’s top criminal court ruled that his eight-year sentence for manslaughter was too lenient.
Prosecutors, hoping to secure a murder conviction, need to show that Meiwes killed his victim to fulfill his own sexual desire or that he planned to distribute for profit part of the videotape he made of the crime. Read full story
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School Makes Kids Use Buckets For Toilets
INGLEWOOD, Calif. - A principal trying to prevent walkouts during immigration rallies inadvertently introduced a lockdown so strict that children weren’t allowed to go to the bathroom, and instead had to use buckets in the classroom, an official said.
Worthington Elementary School Principal Angie Marquez imposed the lockdown March 27 as nearly 40,000 students across Southern California left classes that morning to attend immigrants’ rights demonstrations. The lockdown continued into the following morning.
Marquez apparently misread the district handbook and ordered a lockdown designed for nuclear attacks. Read full story
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Cat Army Annihilates Destructive Rats
A group of villagers recently prepared a sumptuous fish banquet for more than 200 cats to thank them for eradicating rats from their farmland.
Yangmei villagers in Sanjiang Township of Xinhui District in the city of Jiangmen, Guangdong Province, are expecting a good harvest this year thanks to the hard-working cats.
The village committee spent more than 12,000 yuan (US$1,500) to buy more than 200 cats, which they released onto farmland to help wipe out the rat problem.
Sanjiang Village has 86.67 hectares of rice fields and 13.33 hectares of other crops and suffered from a rat infestation after most of the snakes were caught and slaughtered by local villagers in previous years.
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Cat Saves Baby's Life
BERLIN (Reuters) - A cat saved the life of a newborn baby abandoned on the doorstep of a Cologne house in the middle of the night by meowing loudly until someone woke up, a police spokesman said Saturday.
“The cat is a hero,” Cologne police spokesman Uwe Beier said. “Its loud meowing got the attention of the homeowner and saved the baby from suffering life-threatening hypothermia. The homeowner opened door to see why the cat was making so much noise and discovered the newborn.”
Beier said the boy was taken to hospital at 5 a.m. on Thursday, when overnight temperatures fell toward zero, and had suffered only mild hypothermia. He said there was no indication of what happened to the boy’s mother.
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Pilot Caught Trying To Fly Plane While Drunk
MUMBAI (Reuters) - An Indian low-cost airline suspended a pilot after he was found drunk shortly before he was due to fly an aircraft with about 100 passengers on board, officials said on Wednesday.
The surprise Tuesday check at Mumbai airport - India’s busiest - threw up several minor violations of safety norms by airlines, including an instance of a pilot in another low-cost carrier trying to fly in a T-shirt because his only uniform had gone to the laundry.
While aviation officials let most offenders off with a warning, Captain N. Ronaldo, a South American pilot flying an Air Deccan aircraft from Mumbai to the eastern city of Kolkata, was referred for “action” after being found drunk on duty. Read full story
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Teen Accused Of Making 1,000 911 Calls
BUFFALO, N.Y. - A teenage girl acknowledged making about 1,000 fake 911 calls from her cell phone, laughing, taunting and saying, “You can’t catch me,” police said Monday.
Police said some of the calls made this month lasted several minutes, and one lasted an hour.
The girl was charged over the weekend with two counts of misdemeanor falsely reporting an incident for allegedly making six fake 911 calls from a local church phone Saturday. Read full story
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Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday.
Yahaya Wahab said he disconnected his late father’s phone line in January after he died and settled the 84 ringgit ($23) bill, the New Straits Times reported.
But Telekom Malaysia later sent him a 806,400,000,000,000.01 ringgit ($218 trillion) bill for recent telephone calls along with orders to settle within 10 days or face legal proceedings, the newspaper reported. Read full story
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JAKARTA (Reuters) - Unrelated people who kiss each other on the lips for more than five minutes at public places in the Indonesian city of Tangerang will face arrest, local media said Friday.
The government in Tangerang, a suburb west of Jakarta, defended the regulation as a practical guideline for its officers to follow up on tough and heavily criticized anti-prostitution laws passed by the city council last year.
“Please do not dramatize this. We will not arrest people at will as we are not oppressors,” Ahmad Lutfi, head of the city’s public order department, told the Koran Tempo newspaper. Read full story
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Part Of Engine Falls Off FedEx Plane
A FedEx plane that took off from Memphis, Tennessee, yesterday landed with less than it had on takeoff.
Officials say a six-foot section of the number-three engine fell off minutes into a flight to Seattle. It dropped into a farmer’s field near Otwell, Arkansas, about 70 miles from the airport.
The pilots notified air traffic controllers of the in-flight emergency and the jet landed safely back in Memphis.
Arkansas state police say they were notified by a caller who began, “You’re not going to believe this.”
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Man Takes 40,000 Ecstasy Pills
Doctors from London University have revealed details of what they believe is the largest amount of ecstasy ever consumed by a single person. Consultants from the addiction centre at St George’s Medical School, London, have published a case report of a British man estimated to have taken around 40,000 pills of MDMA, the active ingredient in ecstasy, over nine years. The heaviest previous lifetime intake on record is 2,000 pills.
Though the man, who is now 37, stopped taking the drug seven years ago, he still suffers from severe physical and mental health side-effects, including extreme memory problems, paranoia, hallucinations and depression. Read full story
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Bizarre Baby Born In Dolakha
Charikot, Dolakha - The birth of a bizarre-looking baby in Charikot, the headquarters of Dolakha district, on Wednesday, drew a huge number of onlookers to witness the astonishing sight.
The neck-less baby with its head almost totally sunk into the upper part of the body and with extraordinarily large eyeballs literally popping out of the eye-sockets, was born to Nir Bahadur Karki and Suntali Karki at the Gaurishnkar Hospital in Charikot.
The Karki couple is a permanent resident of Dolakha’s Bhirkot VDC. Read full story
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Judge To Mom: 'No More Sex'
SHARPES, Fla. - A Brevard County mother accused of killing her own child is facing unusual sanctions.
A judge has ordered her to not have sex, WESH 2 News reported.
Prosecutors say Jaclyn Helsel, 20, gave birth to two babies just seven months apart, and they said she threw the second one out with the trash. So, a judge is trying to make sure she does not get pregnant again.
Helsel was originally ordered held without bail, but she was released on Friday morning after a judge agreed to a $35,000 bail.
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Crazy Cat Terrorizes Connecticut Town
FAIRFIELD, Conn. - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town’s animal control officer.
“He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw,” Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. “They are formidable weapons.”
The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.
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