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A Polish man who had his tongue removed has had a new one made using tissue taken from his buttocks.
Jarislav Ernst, 23, from Gliwice, now has a functioning tongue made from his backside after surgery at the Oncology Clinic in Gliwice’s General Hospital.
Head doctor Stanislaw Poltorek said: “The new tongue is alive and well-supplied with blood, and the patient is doing well.”
Mr Ernst’s tongue was removed after it was diagnosed with cancer.
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The average British male spends six months of his life ogling women, a new study reveals.
Researchers claim men will target eight different girls every day and spend two minutes eyeing up each one.
The first thing the average bloke will look at is the breasts before working down to the bottom and then the legs.
Girls do it too but they are not as prolific, picking only two men a day for 90 seconds at a time - for just one month of their life. Read Full Story
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Teacher Jailed After Stripping In Front of Class
A former teacher’s aide who prosecutors said stripped naked before students in a classroom and touched herself in a seductive manner has been sentenced to more than nine years in prison.
A judge sentenced Schmeca White, a former Greene Intermediate Center classroom aide, on Wednesday, ordering her to also register as a sex offender and serve four years on probation after her release from prison.
White, 28, was convicted last month on charges of sexual misconduct with a minor, vicarious sexual gratification and battery. She was acquitted on five other charges. Read Full Story
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"Sexsomniacs" Puzzle Medical Researchers
London - Researchers are struggling to understand a rare medical condition where sufferers unknowingly demand, or actually have, sex while asleep, New Scientist magazine reported on Wednesday.
Research into sexsomnia - making sexual advances toward another person while asleep - has been hampered as sufferers are so embarrassed by the problem they tend not to own up to it, while doctors do not ask about it.
As yet there is no cure for the condition, which often leads to difficulties in relationships.
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Man Locks Wife In Chicken Coop
A Romanian man is in trouble after he locked his allegedly unfaithful wife in the chicken coop for a week.
The 70-year-old woman from Cotu Vames village in Suceava county managed to get out only after some neighbours called the police.
They said they were alerted by the strange noises coming from the coop at night.
The 72-year-old husband is now being investigated for false imprisonment and beatings.
He said: “I knew she was cheating on me and I locked her there in the coop so she wouldn’t be tempted to do bad things.”
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Los Angeles - Think you’ve seen it all when it comes to cosmetic surgery?
Look more closely. Eyelash transplant surgery wants to become the new must-have procedure for women - and the occasional man - convinced that beauty is not so much in the eye of the beholder as in front of the eye itself.
Using procedures pioneered by the hair loss industry for balding men, surgeons are using “plug and sew” techniques to give women long, sweeping lashes once achieved only by glued on extensions and thick lashings of mascara.
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You Will Drink This Liquor As Punishment!
Beijing - A Chinese teacher forced two schoolgirls to drink a bottle of liquor between them as punishment for neglecting their studies, Chinese media reported on Monday.
The middle school girls were sent to hospital on Friday in northwestern Shaanxi province suffering from vomiting and dizziness after they drank the baijiu - a powerful grain-based alcohol which means “white liquor” in Chinese.
“The teacher found a hair curler and a letter among their belongings, so he decided to punish them for not concentrating on their studies,” the Beijing News said.
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Motorist Follows Navigation Orders, Crashes Car
BERLIN - A German motorist followed the command “Turn right now!” from his navigation system and crashed into a small toilet hut by the side of the road - about 30 metres (yards) before the crossing he was meant to take.
The overly obedient 53-year-old from Freiburg drove his sport utility vehicle off the road onto into a building site, up a stairway and into the small toilet shack, police in the eastern town of Rudolstadt said on Sunday.
It caused 2,000 euros (1,340 pounds) worth of damage to the stairway, 100 euros damage to his car, and he was also fined 35 euros.
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Panda Bites Off Part Of Woman's Thumb
BEIJING - A panda cub bit off part of the thumb of an American visitor who was feeding it at a reserve in southwest China, state media said Thursday.
The 50-year-old woman, identified only as Lisa, had registered in the Wolong Giant Panda Protection and Research Center in Sichuan province as a volunteer, the official Xinhua News Agency said.
She was wearing gloves and feeding the panda bamboo on Tuesday morning when “suddenly, the panda bit into her thumb,” Xinhua said.
“When she cried out, the cub became excited and gripped more tightly,” it said. “Lisa finally managed to wrench herself free.”
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Man Accused Of Having Relations With Dog
TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state’s new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor said.
Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of nearby Spanaway, pleaded not guilty Thursday to one count of first-degree animal cruelty in Pierce County Superior Court.
Assistant Pierce County Prosecutor Karen Watson said McPhail was the first person in Pierce County to be charged with the new bestiality offense.
She said the dog was taken by animal control.
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School Sued Over Vacuum Cleaner Attack
A school in Uppsala is facing a 25,000 kronor compensation demand after a teacher attacked a child’s face with vacuum cleaner.
The Child and Pupil Ombudsman (BEO) is handling the case against the Grundsten school after the matter was reported in June.
According to the report the pupil, who is in the intermediate level, was fooling around with a vacuum cleaner with which he was meant to be clearing up sawdust. The teacher saw red, slammed the pupil down on a table and began sucking his face and mouth with the vacuum cleaner.
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Man Found Trapped In Hotel Air-conditioning Duct
Miami Beach fire-rescue units were called to the Shore Club, 1901 Collins Ave., about 5 a.m. today when hotel employees discovered a man trapped inside an air-conditioning duct.
It took an hour and a half for fire-rescue workers to cut through three layers of drywall to get to the man, who was, according to police, clad in a bathing suit.
Hal Lloyd Winter, 40, a Miami Beach resident, climbed up onto the roof and began crawling through the vents. He fell 30 to 40 feet and got caught on screws holding the ductwork in place, authorities said. Read Full Story
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Cat Starts House Fire, Dog Saves Owner
After a disabled woman’s cat started a house fire, her specially trained dog rescued her by bringing a phone to call for help. Jamie Hanson, 49, received third-degree burns on her arm in the fire that killed both of her pets, Sheboygan County Sheriff’s officials said Monday.
The fire started Sunday night when Hanson’s cat knocked a candle onto a chair. Hanson’s dog then brought her a phone, allowing her to call for help.
Hanson, who lost a leg in a car accident, told the dispatcher she was disabled but would try to leave the house, Lt. Chad Broeren said. Firefighters found her standing in the doorway as flames engulfed the home, he said. Read Full Story
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Dog Back In California After 1,400-mile Trek
DOWNEY, Calif. - Kobe the terrier is back with his family after a 1,400-mile trip. The small white pooch vanished from his Bellflower home last month and was found by a stranger in Denton, Texas. A microchip implanted in his neck contained his owner’s information.
AVID, a Norco-based company that produced the chip, flew Kobe from Texas to California and on Thursday he was reunited with his owners, the Ontiveros family, at the Southeast Area Animal Control Authority in Downey.
“I’m really happy,” said Stephanie Ontiveros, 12.
“We’re glad that there were plenty of good, helpful people out there,” said her father, Jayson Ontiveros. Read Full Story
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'World's Oldest Man' Dies
A Cuban man, who believed he was the oldest person in the world at 126, has died in hospital.
Benito Martinez, whose age was never proved, was certain that he was born in Haiti in 1880, reports the BBC.
He believed his longevity was down to hard work, fresh vegetables, not too many cigars, a little alcohol - and never marrying.
Mr Martinez was the star of a Cuban government campaign to promote healthy lives for its oldest citizens.
Until his last months, he led a relatively active life, tending plants outside his one-bedroom house, visiting the local old people’s home and even going dancing.
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Embarrassed Tara Reid Fixes Botched Breast Job
Actress Tara Reid, whose botched breast surgery made her a Hollywood laughingstock two years ago, underwent additional surgery to repair the damage, according to a report in Us Weekly.
In an interview released on Wednesday, the “American Pie” actress told the magazine she had surgery last month to reduce the scarring on her breasts and to even out her stomach after cosmetic surgery in 2004.
Reid unwittingly exposed the disastrous results when she posed for pictures at a November 2004 party and her dress strap fell down.
“I was on Web sites as having the ugliest boob job in the world. I was devastated,” Reid, 30, told the magazine.
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Birds And Bees May Be Gay
OSLO - The birds and the bees may be gay, according to the world’s first museum exhibition about homosexuality among animals.
With documentation of gay or lesbian behaviour among giraffes, penguins, parrots, beetles, whales and dozens of other creatures, the Oslo Natural History Museum concludes human homosexuality cannot be viewed as “unnatural”.
“We may have opinions on a lot of things, but one thing is clear—homosexuality is found throughout the animal kingdom, it is not against nature,” an exhibit statement said.
Geir Soeli, the project leader of the exhibition entitled “Against Nature”, told Reuters: “Homosexuality has been observed for more than 1,500 animal species, and is well documented for 500 of them.” Read Full Story
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Want To Be Young At 50? Then Come To Kenya
NAIROBI - If you believe you are only as young as you feel, maybe you should be living in Kenya.
A government minister has proposed changing the legal definition of youth to anyone aged from 15 to 50 - a two-decade jump from the current ceiling of 30 years.
If passed by parliament, that would put youths within five years of Kenya’s official retirement age of 55.
Youth Affairs Minister Muhammad Kuti was quoted in local media as saying the government plans to change the law so more people can access a 1 billion shilling ($14 million) youth fund established this year. Read Full Story
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Man Uses Snake As Car Alarm
A Serb man who left a 6ft snake inside his car because he couldn’t afford an alarm has been arrested after it escaped.
Radovan Darkic, a pet shop owner from Belgrade, left the snake in his E-Class Mercedes every evening to make sure no one would steal it.
But he was forced to call the police when he found it had slithered its way out through an open window and into the engine compartment. He was arrested by officers for endangering public safety.
He said: “I only wanted to make sure that even if I couldn’t take revenge on anyone who dared to rob my car then at least the snake could do it for me.”
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Abducted By Aliens? Call Now For Compensation
A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.
“There’s quite obviously demand for legal advice here,” Jens Lorek told Reuters by telephone on Thursday. “The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court.”
Lorek, a lawyer based in the eastern city of Dresden who specializes in social and labor law, said he hoped to expand his client base by taking on the unusual work.
He has yet to win any abduction claims, but says there are plenty of potential clients, noting that extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year. Read Full Story
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Teenager Repellent Wins Award
A device that repels teenagers has won the peace prize at this year’s Ig Nobels - a spoof version of real Nobel prizes.
Welshman Howard Stapleton’s device makes a high-pitched noise inaudible to adults but annoying to teenagers, reports the BBC.
Other winners included a US-Israeli study into how a finger up the rectum cures hiccups and a report into why woodpeckers do not get headaches.
All the research is real and published in often prestigious journals.
Unlike the recipients of the more illustrious awards, Ig Nobel winners get no cash reward.
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'Eat A Live Cockroach, Get In Free'
A US halloween festival has sparked a row by offering free admission to anyone who eats a live, Madagascar hissing cockroach.
The stunt by the annual Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom’s Fright Fest in Louisville has been met with protests of both child and animal cruelty.
Some say it targets poor children and is a form of child abuse, while an animal rights group says it’s cruel to cockroaches.
But the amusement park claims to have received only a “minimal number of complaints” and has no intentions of canceling it, said park spokeswoman Carolyn Gaeta McLean.
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Britain's Sexiest Car - The Volvo Estate!
The Volvo Estate has cast aside its boring image - by being voted the best car for having sex in the back seat.
It turns out the car has actually seen more action than any other - largely thanks to the extra space, according to a new survey.
And there was a boost for the white van man with the multi-purpose Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van in second place.
The survey of 4,000 people for yesinsurance.co.uk put the VW Camper van in third place, the BMW 3 Series Saloon in fourth and the Ford Escort in fifth.
According the pollsters, some 68% of people have had sex in a car and one in 10 say they had even got fruity while driving. Read Full Story
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Body Found In Bed 5 Years After Death
VIENNA (Reuters) - Austrian authorities have discovered the body of a man who apparently died at home in bed five years ago, a Vienna newspaper reported on Wednesday.
The corpse of Franz Riedl, thought to have been in his late 80s when he died, went undetected for so long because his rent had been paid by automatic order from the bank account into which he received his pension, the daily Kurier said.
Neighbors said there was no strange smell coming from Riedl’s apartment and authorities who found the body after a court order was given to enter said his body appeared to have “mummified” and was well preserved.
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Crash Victim Saved By Breast Implants
A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact.
Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse.
Despite both cars being written off and the other driver being badly hurt Marinova escaped serious injury thanks to her breast implants, according to the local Standart newspaper.
A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants “absorbed the impact of the crash”. Read Full Story
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Woman Eats Sand To Stay Healthy
An Indian grandmother has revealed she eats a kilo of sand a day to stay fit and healthy.
Ram Rati, 80, considers sand an essential part of her daily diet and eats a kilo of it before breakfast, lunch and afternoon tea
Ram who lives in Chinhar in Lucknow told Asian News International: “When young, I tried it for fun once. Since then, I am used to it. My brothers and relatives pestered me to quit it but it was all in vain. I eat on an average around one or one-and-a-half kilos of sand per day.”
Her granddaughter Shikha said: “The doctor said if she has no health problems, let her eat. We think it suits her health.”
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