Naked Buttocks Predict Future

A blind German psychic who lives in the village of Meldorf, northwest of Hamburg, Germany, claims that naked buttocks can be used to predict the future. Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people’s buttocks have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny. By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a client’s naked buttocks, he says he can tell them about their future monetary success, family life, health and happiness.

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