Woman saved by Magic Penis
 | ThaiRath: Aarom Malhotra, 43, ate wild mushrooms, which just happened to be poisonous. When she began feeling dizzy and out of breath, she knew what she’d done wrong and did the only thing that could correct it.
She called the abbot of the Fikppretart Temple, who knew what to do. He gave Aarom’s brother a wooden penis and told him to grind up a mixture of rice and water with the penis and give the elixir to Aarom. Lo and behold, she soon felt better. The abbot refused to reveal where the wood from the penis came from, out of fear of deforestation in the area, but he did say that he’d cast a spell on the wood. Not feeling well? Wanna rub my magic wood? |
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