They found a beautiful girl named Abishag who agreed that she would keep David warm and cozy.

Each morning Abishag would bring him his herbal medicine and talk to him while he drank it. She would then begin to massage salves onto his body. Starting with his neck, she would massage down to his shoulders until he was relaxed. She would rub his back and buttocks, then she would rub down his legs and feet and then have him turn over.

She would start once again from his chest, down his stomach, and then would excite him by moving sensuously along his royal organ until she could detect a little twitch. Then she would lay her long hair over his kinghood and tickle it back, sending shivers of delight through his body.

She would paint her nipples with humus and she would lay close to his body as he licked the gooey goodness from her voluptuous young breasts, smacking his lips in utter bliss.

King David was happy with Abishag. At last he was warm.

The Bible - Kings 1:1-4