New Testicle Eating Champion Crowned

It could only be the annual Shepherd’s Shemozzle in the small town of Hunterville in New Zealand, where men are men and men eat bulls’ testicles. As part of the competition, punters had to bite into the balls and carry them in their mouths for 50m.

Once that feat was accomplished they had to scoff some dry weetabix and down a raw egg. In a rare respite they then got to wash the lot down with a can of beer.

Unfortunately if the beer was from Hunterville it was probably rubbish. Winner Josh Masters looked on the bright side when asked about the taste of testies. “Best of all, they weren’t connected to anything.”