Drunk Man Has Vacuum Sex
Drunk off his ass, one unfortunate Hoosier found his vacuum cleaner a bit too appealing. He inserted his manhood into the hose and turned on the machine, which sucked him far enough inside to get intimate attention from the machine’s belt, rug-beater, and brushes.
After the loss of a huge amount of blood and about two hundred stitches full function was restored, though, as the surgeon put it, “the structure was not a thing of beauty.”
Indiana Medicine, March 1988, Volume 81, No. 3, Page 252
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on 06/18 at 06:26 PM
What a unpleasant accident!!!
Posted by on 06/18 at 11:25 PMLUBRICATION!
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