Man Knocked Off Toilet By Car

A New Zealand man got the scare of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet.

The SUV had been parked with its emergency brake only half on, and rolled backward down a 10 meter bank into the house in the southern city of Christchurch on Thursday, The Press newspaper reported.

Police said a building contractor working next door had parked the vehicle at the top of the bank minutes earlier.

The newspaper said that when the home owner was asked how the builder might be feeling, he said: “What about me? I got knocked off the toilet. I got a hell of a fright.”