Men Claim To Have Found Bigfoot

In the latest monster-hunting news, three American men claim to have found a body of the famed Bigfoot – and have released a photograph to ‘prove’ it.

They claim that the body – which they say is 7ft 7in tall and weighs more than 500lb – was found in the woods of northern Georgia (the US state, not the superpower-bothering country in the Caucasus).

The sasquatch body, from the photo already released, has reddish-brown hair, an ape-like face, and generally looks a bit like a slightly mildewed fancy-dress gorilla costume.

Noted Cryptozoologist Loren Coleman says on his website that ‘it certainly looks like the real deal.’ He adds ‘the gorilla-like facial features, the robust lack of canines, and the grinding surfaces shown in the teeth suggest a bulky vegetarian with a mixture of higher primate characteristics.’

The team behind the discovery say: ‘Extensive scientific studies will be done on the body by a team of scientists including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist, a paleontologist and other scientists over the next few months at an undisclosed location.’

Source: Metro

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