Pickle, Cucumber, and Penis

A Pickle, Cucumber, and Penis were talking about how life sucks.

The pickle says: They chop me up, jar me, and then eat me!

The cucumber says: They just take and eat me whole!

Then the penis finally speaks out: They slap a rubber glove on my head, put me in a dark room, and bang up against a wall until I throw up!!!

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